Sunday, September 04, 2005

I know money isn't everything but...

Anyone thinking I use this blog to let off steam is absolutely right on the money. And today is no exception, except from today, I'm also going to start adding a few 'business thoughts', just to make it even less interesting. Yeah! Thought you'd like that. Okay let's get on with it...

As most of my clients are based in the US, it was quite surprising to get 5 requests in a row, for quotations from people based right here in the UK. It was even more surprising, when I discovered that each had exactly the same product they wanted to market, and to a UK audience only. Each one asked me to produce a long sales letter for a web page, an introductory page, a classified ad and a press release.

Hmm! Someone's been making some money selling on these products, I thought. And yes they were. In fact it was old money-bags himself Mr XXXXXX XXXXXXXX. I'd love to give you his name but let's just call him 'Mr R' for now.

Mr R has made a fortune from mail order, selling people 'dreams' of becoming filthy rich, while all the time these dreamers were just making him filthy rich. I've been on his mailing list for years, under a different name, and I know about all his little 'offers', for want of a better word. It's quite amazing to learn that this guy has built up a following over the years, but I don't ever recall him having any hypnotic powers as such.

Then I guess, money is itself an hypnotic subject.

I don't blame anyone for making a mighty mint out of mail order, but opportunities in the print and mail business are fading fast. Here's what I have say about it. (The business thought)


Has the Internet Killed Off the Direct Mail Baron?

Over the past 30 years, direct mail has been responsible for generating vast amounts of money for businesses and individuals alike, but is it still an effective means of marketing?

The short answer, in the short term, is yes. But the Internet has without doubt diluted the power of pen on paper and will continue to do so, until only a few die-hard individuals and the glossy brochure brigade, are left to pick the bones of an industry once plump and ripe for plucking and plundering.

Today, the Internet offers the consumer a pure, unadulterated and convenient environment for buying goods, services, bill paying and browsing. And with more people logging on every day, it’s where businesses need to focus.

Compared to direct mail, marketing a business or service on the internet is simple, very cost-effective and can be just as profitable. If it’s the ‘right’ kind of business, offering the ‘right’ kind of product or service, it can prove to be overwhelmingly prosperous. And there’s many an Internet millionaire that will testify to that.

The big advantage, in terms of doing business on the Internet, falls right at the feet of the little guy. The one-man outfit, who has virtually no overheads and no employees. Better off still, is the little guy with no overheads, employees, products or services. He can make a phenomenal amount of money by selling other people’s products for commissions.

That’s quite difficult to do with direct mail and would likely prove prohibitively expensive to operate. And that’s another reason why direct mail is in decline. The overall expense of the operation.

When you add up the cost of stationery, printing, postage, mailing lists and the labor involved in the whole process, it’s clear to see that the ‘end is nigh’, for what was once a very lucrative marketing venture. That’s not to say that there isn’t still a place for some forms of direct mail. Some online businesses, especially the bigger companies, would do well to incorporate a direct mail strategy in promoting their online activities.

But generally, the opportunity of making a killing with direct mail is fading fast. So it’s goodbye to the direct mail baron and welcome to the Internet marketing guru. It’s the same animal but with different spots.
Okay, back to the whinging and whining bit.
So, I got down to writing up the sales letters for these guys, which although for the same products, are all completely different. Well, as different as the same product would allow.
Four of the five, were absolutely delighted with the results and paid up almost immediately. They now go on to my preferential client list. But one, and there's always one isn't there? Thinks he has secured my services 'ad infinitum'. Telephones me almost daily, emails me 3 to 4 times a day, expects me to give him all the advice and guidance necessary to launch a world war and has passed my sales letter around to everyman and his dog for their opinions.
Oh yeah! And he hasn't yet paid me a cent. But still expects me to help him build a website to launch and promote this 'unique' product, by which time will be selling on eBay for 99 pence. Because the others are well on their way to making some sales right now, while he's still dithering and dallying and meandering and procrastinating.
He goes straight to the bottom of my un-preferential client list.
I don't like to get messed about. And I don't like people taking advantage of my goodwill. But most of all, I don't like people that drag their heels when it comes to coughing up readies. That's fair isn't it?
Imagine if you'd just finished your week's work and your boss said, "I'll pay you what I owe you when you do another couple of days for free" How would you react to that? Yeah! I know what you'd say, and what you'd probably do. Well, that's pretty much the same thing in this case. Is it any wonder I'm whinging?
Thankfully, most of my clients respect my creative works and cross my palm accordingly. It's fair to say, that 99% of my US clients pay for my services within 48 hours of receipt of the final draft presentation. It's also true, that only around 50% of my UK clients settle during the same period. I just love the good old US of A.
Remember folks, money isn't everything. It's simply a blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
BFN.
Bill Knight